Without the charitable work of consignment boutiques, the streets would be filled with disenfranchised designer wear haughtily begging to be worn. Help lovable labels find a new home with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of apparel and accessories at Labels Consignment Boutique.
With 3,000 square feet to explore, Labels Consignment Boutique’s sun-drenched mise en scène overflows with layered racks of designer-label dresses, fashionable footwear, and popular purses. The tide of trade-ins is unending, with new articles from labels including Armani, Chanel, Dolce & Gabbana, and Escada appearing as often as a Cher farewell tour. Apparel aficionados can acquire designer daywear, combining jeans ($50–$150) with tops and dresses ($20–$750), or accent an evening ensemble with the perfect purse ($20–$500) and accessories ($20–$600). Should the selection prove overwhelming, the boutique's capable clothiers will cheerfully contribute to the creation of the optimal outfit, providing advice on color matching, fits, and sizes, and incorporating complementary components such as shoes and necklaces made entirely of right angles.
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The Groupon Guide to: Flirting
From a handsome giraffe flaunting its long black tongue for a female giraffe—also known as a zebra—to a single-celled eukaryote flexing in a mirror before undergoing asexual binary fission, no species can begin the mating process without taking its first step: the humble flirt. Here are some surefire flirting tips to help you attract the zebra of your species:
• One time-tested technique is to drop a handkerchief and allow a potential suitor to pick it up for you. Since no one uses handkerchiefs anymore, you may substitute a used wad of facial tissue or an iPad preloaded with a haptic-feedback nose-blowing app. Two-word tip: Be coy!
• Gentlemen may be forgiven for shedding another contrivance of flirtations past—laying an overcoat over a puddle for a lady to step across. Space-age polymers have made waterproof overcoats more durable than ever, rendering this gesture meaningless—a modern gentleman instead carries a hollow cane through which he can slurp the puddle into his cheeks, so the damsel may trot across dryly. Two-word tip: Don't spit!
• People are attracted to money and confidence. Impress that bed-headed bank teller you've been crushing on by using him as a human shield during your getaway. Two-word tip: No cops!
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