Though scientists have determined the greatest weight loss occurs from wrestling tigers and riding stampeding wildebeests, reports are mixed on the long-term effects of the resulting terror. Slim down without prolonged adrenaline highs with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a 90-day weight loss program and supplements from NutriMedical Wellness and Weight Loss Institute, redeemable online (a $580 value).
The sherpa-like support at NutriMedical Wellness and Weight Loss Institute guides clients to the peaks of better health through natural, safe, and holistic programs. The home weight-loss online program is designed to pass health-conscious individuals the reins so they can take control of their journey toward slimdom. Unlimited access to a personalized nutrition coach establishes accountability for daily diet choices and NutriInfo’s mobile meal-tracking tools keep tabs on calorie consumption and the point spread on underground food fights. Fat-busting meal plans offer simple, healthy solutions to dining quandaries.
The 90-day program includes supplements that can help clients shave away extraneous weight so they can fit more effortlessly into slim lockers during nostalgic high-school reunions. A 280-serving supply of NutriMedical's proprietary NutriPex SM weight-loss supplement aids the body in its fat-shaving quest by expanding within the stomach and simulating feelings of fullness earlier. A personal nutrition coach is on call for 24-hour online-chat or phone support for those with questions or the temptation to join the Hamburglar for one final heist.
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The Groupon Guide to: Movie Ratings
Nothing poses a bigger threat to our nation’s youth than exposure to images of the human body or words that describe going to the bathroom. Use the following rating guides to keep your child safe from that torrent of filth they call "the movie business":
G: These movies contain just the right amount of sleaze: none. Enjoy your movie about a towel who saves Christmas or a mouse who goes in some direction and becomes a cowboy.
PG: Still OK for the wee ones, these movies are usually rated as such for depicting animals talking, thus destroying everything we know about the natural order.
PG-13: Oh boy, here we go. Use your discretion here. These movies are allowed to have one scene of brief spitting and often feature frank depictions of France.
R: For adults only! Be prepared to see machine guns wearing bras or two cars with giant lips on their grills smash into each other.
X: My cousin is allowed to watch these. He has real nunchucks that his stepdad bought him.
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