The life of a snowflake starts with delicate, atmospheric crystal formation and ends with sudden mangling beneath the snowboards of teenagers. Prepare to frolic in nature's snowy beauty with today's Groupon to Reno Mountain Sports. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get $30 worth of skiing and snowboarding gear.
- For $40, you get $80 worth of skiing and snowboarding gear.
The owners of Reno Mountain Sports draw upon almost four decades of experience and a passion for skiing to outfit patrons with snow-ready goods from a wide range of brand names. The winterphilic store's brimming shelves parade Oakley goggles ($29.95+) and ski gloves ($27.95+), which equip mountain journeyers and keep them from swapping for a yeti's lunch. K2 and Atomic ski poles ($35+) put torque behind powerful snow skimmers, and a double ski bag ($79.95+) bolsters the safety and portability of gear. An assortment of ski movies ($29.95) serve as entertainment after a long day in the cold, inspiring further gravity-aided feats like Isaac Newton's Wheaties box cover.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Wishing Opportunities
Though everyone makes wishes all the time, such as for sandwiches or for their car to not veer into a misplaced piano, very few wishes actually come true if not made via a respectable and agreed upon wishing venue. What are some reliable day-to-day opportunities for wish making?
• Wishing upon a shooting star
• Wishing upon a penny tossed into the mall fountain, or if available, mall volcano
• Wishing any time a digital clock reads 11:11, 12:34, or W1:5H
• Blowing out birthday candles, or in the event of inextinguishable “trick” candles, trimming off the wicks with scissors
• Free wish negotiated via talking fish who apparently couldn’t grant his own wish of “not getting caught in a net”
• Cracking a wishbone in half (wish is granted to the person who felt the most power at the sound of a tiny bone breaking)
• Holding your breath for as long as it takes to learn how to play the game bridge
• Earning a wish by rubbing Frasier’s head
• Working hard and staying honest while dedicating yourself to improving the skills that will allow you to act on real-world opportunities you make for yourself, and also, buying a $600 rabbit’s foot
• Making a wish every time you see a dog, tree, or car, just in case
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