Unlike a snowman, a fireman is seasonless, a great marshmallow-roasting partner, and would never waste a piece of coal to use it as a button. Fuel toasty firemen with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of firewood from Reno Tahoe Firewood. Delivery prices vary by location. The stacking rate is $75 per person per hour.
Reno Tahoe Firewood stocks homes with cords of hard, soft, and mixed woods to fuel fireplaces, wood-burning stoves, and backyard campfires. The shop's deliverymen can hoist retired trees from wood yards in Truckee, California, or Reno, Nevada, to homeowners' abodes with delivery service (an additional fee), or customers may pick up wood from either yard. Selective flames can lick a choice of 16 cubic feet of lodgepole wood, 16 cubic feet of juniper, or 12 cubic feet of almond ($50 each). Alternatively, the value of this Groupon can be applied toward larger orders such as one-fourth of a cord of hard oak ($140), ideal for fueling an all-night bonfire or a very small perpetual flame. One-fourth of a cord of mixed wood varieties ($125) is also available to allow the burning of different woods to match your mood ring.
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The Groupon Guide to: Creative Discipline Ideas
Children sleep for about 18 hours a day, but they will sometimes act out during their brief windows of lucidity. And though any parent can teach right from wrong with a timeout or by withholding attention, it takes a special parent to discipline outside the box. Here are some creative punishments for unruly children:
- The child must eat two dinners before bedtime.
- The child must read your Toy Story fan fiction in which Buzz Lightyear spends 47 pages feeling sad about his life.
- The child must watch you smoke an entire carton of cigarettes while you explain precisely why doing so hurts your body.
- The child must get a boring art degree instead of a trendy business one.
- The child must defeat a robot version of his/herself.
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