Golf is a sport of physical precision and aerial dynamics, won and lost upon the pendulum of your swing. Brush up on your golf physics with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour swing-evaluation session at GolfTEC.
Staffed by experienced golfing professionals and computers that have sworn allegiance to the three laws of golfing robotics, GolfTEC uses motion sensors and high-speed cameras to monitor your swing and break down your form on a high-definition video display. GolfTEC’s certified teaching professionals point out your flaws and strengths and coach you on how to permanently improve your game, from tee to green. Sensors chirp with approval whenever you execute a perfect stroke or crack an especially witty golfing joke.
Let GolfTEC help you chisel that much-envied golfer’s physique by finding your personal balance between technique, equipment, and physical conditioning. The union of man and golfing machine is finally perfected, and a new day of cybernetically enhanced sporting has dawned.
Call ahead to schedule your appointment.
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Pro-Golfer Trading Cards
Golf, like all popular sports, has its own series of trading cards that showcase the game's top players. The cards feature all the stats and info that fans want to know about their favorite pros. Here are stats from some collectible golf cards:
The Player: Jerome Shankley
Height: 5'8"
Nickname: Cactus Face
Why He Golfs: "Can we do this interview later? My brother-in-law
appears to be on fire."
The Player: Francis X. Leland
Favorite Club: Lacrosse stick covered in honey
Nickname: Baby Fingers
Why He Golfs: "Hey, you've reached Francis. Leave a message and I'll get right back to you."
The Player: Patraic Ross
Astrological Sign: Aquaricorn
Nickname: The Slime City Snot Ball
Why He Golfs: "I'm a bird! I'm a frickin' bird! I'm gonna fly
right into the record books, baby! Get outta my face!"
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