Pizza is a more orderly way to feed a group than serving an unwieldy party sub or dousing your guests with a chili hose. Dole out slices of fun with today’s Groupon to Marvin Mozzeroni’s. This Groupon is valid at the locations in Brockport, Irondequoit, Rochester, and Webster. Choose between two options:
- For $9, you get a pizza meal (an $18.24 total value) that includes:
- Large, 16-inch cheese pizza (a $13.99 value)
- Six breadsticks with dipping sauce (a $4.25 value)
- For $11, you get a pizza meal (a $21.98 total value) that includes:
- Large, 16-inch cheese pizza (a $13.99 value)
- 1 pound of boneless wings (a $7.99 value)
The pizza artisans at Marvin Mozzeroni’s hand fling and knead fresh dough into thick or thin crusts, baking it to a golden hue in a classic brick oven. Diners can paint a 16-inch, mozzarella-sprinkled pizza disc in a traditional red sauce or Marvin’s signature white sauce, sharing the resulting dozen slices between 4–6 friends or 8–12 oompa loompas. Pair pizza meals with a six-pack of freshly baked breadsticks and dipping sauce to quell unsatisfied doughy cravings. A pack of 10–12 boneless wings slathered in one of five house-made sauces―such as buffalo, sweet ‘n’ sour, and garlic parmesan―assure that bellies don’t talk over one another about the philosophy of emptiness.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Being a Good Friend
Though many of life's accomplishments are important—working as a reading tutor, not setting fire to every mailbox you happen to pass—only one accomplishment matters in the long run: being a good friend. Follow these friendship tips to separating besties from the resties:
• Every time you're drinking something, offer your friend a sip from your glass. If they decline, show them there's nothing to worry about by sterilizing your own mouth with a crème brûlée torch.
• Pick up the check whenever possible—but don’t stop there. Use your intimate knowledge of your friend to glean possible passwords to their online bank accounts and transfer their funds into a high-yield CD just in case they want to save up to go to college again.
• What's your friend's favorite animal? Do they own one yet? Could you conceivably get them one? Keep in mind that the word "impossible" was most likely invented by a bad friend.
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