Mounted police opt for equine transportation so that they don’t have to deal with the squad car's wailing thirst for gas and justice. Harness real horsepower with today's Groupon.
The Deal
$15 for one private horseback-riding lesson (a $45 value)
$55 for four private horseback-riding lessons (a $180 value)
- Lessons tailored to each rider’s age & experience
- Indoor and outdoor arenas amid 100 acres of verdant pastures
- Helmets provided
Brawley Farms
Judy Brawley's lifelong passion for horses inspired her and her team of experienced trainers to foster sturdy bonds between horse and rider. Farm managers live on the premises, facilitating around-the-clock care, and a cadre of vets, dentists, and massage therapists monitors horses’ health and weeds out egotistical centaurs that attempt to infiltrate their ranks. Students learn proper riding techniques as they navigate the indoor and outdoor arenas of the 100-acre facility. Groomed bridle trails weave around pine and cherry trees, providing idyllic confines to bond with steeds and empathize with their desires to invent a trendy pair of high-heeled hooves.
Groupon Says
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