Clothes do not make the man, but they do provide a nice buffer zone in the event of a hedgehog uprising. Look polished in your protective gear with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $50 toward formal wear and accessories at Al’s Formal Wear. Choose from eight available San Antonio locations.
Since 1952, family-owned Al’s Formal Wear has been spiffing up gentlemen for all formal and celebratory occasions. Dudes get dandified by donning Ralph Lauren, Calvin Klein, or Perry Ellis, to name just a few of the brands on hand, with rentals beginning at $57.99. Look sharp for a transcontinental yacht adventure with the cruise package, featuring a white polyester dinner jacket sure to impress big spenders and scandalize stodgy, traditional butlers ($139.97). Ease into a formal evening with a black silk cummerbund and pre-tied bow, or put on the ritz in a jaunty white fedora (both $39.99).
For fashion-confused fellows who’d rather put their trust in the autonomous, aesthetically objective eye of a machine, Al’s innovative color-match system fills the boot. The process begins with a tiny swatch of a bridesmaid dress from any bridal store, carefully cultivated in a petri dish and nurtured to maturity in its realized vest or cummerbund state. Al’s also provides wedding invitations, with more than 1,000 available designs and a multitude of accessories to provide a splendorous aura sure to inspire encore after encore of the Chicken Dance.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Surfing the Internet
Containing everything from the great works of literature to spoilers for the upcoming presidential election, the Internet can be a valuable resource—if you know how to use it. Use these tips to ensure a productive trip to cyberspace and back:
- Type the word surf into your computer's keyboard at anytime to access your Internet's web browser.
- If your computer is less than 10 years old, your browser must be voice navigated. Shout such things as "photo of a helicopter" or "birth parents?" and let the Internet do the rest.
- The Internet has more than 60 websites. Remember your favorites by "bookmarking" them (writing their names down on a bookmark you keep nailed to your computer).
- Surf safely. Not only is this practical advice, it's also the name of the web's official mascot, Surf Safely, the surfing coyote who reminds children not to burn down the Internet.
- Unplug and unwind. Using the Internet for more than four minutes a day will cause hair to grow uncontrollably from your mouth.
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