Like the Earth, a sandwich is made of layers and gathers its strength from its meaty core, which pushes condiments toward the crust to erupt and bury fingers in deliciousness. Let rivers of mayo magma run with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of sandwiches, soups, and more at Amy’s & Cathy’s Take-Out in Seguin.
The team of culinary artists at Amy’s & Cathy’s sculpt edible, layered sandwich masterpieces inside freshly baked buns. Enable taste-bud elation with a portobello-and-roasted-red-pepper sandwich ($7.99), or surprise skeptical senses with a panegyric-deserving panini packed with salami, swiss cheese, roasted-red-pepper pesto, spinach, and tomato skillfully set on toasted ciabatta ($6.25). Unlike Halloween parties held at operational steak houses, vegetarians can actively participate in the cuisine festivities at Amy’s & Cathy’s with a scrumptiously assembled veggie wrap, which is chock-full of greeny goodness ($6.99). Meat-averse diners can also opt for the Bunny salad, mixed artfully with fresh spinach, bacon, mushrooms, purple onions, cuddly cuteness, and parmesan cheese ($6.99). Amy’s & Cathy’s also brews succulent soup—broth varieties rotate daily, like the sun around Earth.
Reviews
Chile Underground featured Amy’s & Cathy's Take-Out, and 92% of Urbanspooners like it:
- Best Sandwiches in Seguin! – Chile Doctor, Chile Underground
- This is the best kept secret in Seguin! Everything is made to order, desserts included. Friendly service with yummy food. – M Smith, Urbanspoon
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