The Founding Fathers held their initial meetings in a neighborhood tavern, which explains why the Declaration of Independence's first draft had a long, rambling subsection devoted to how powdered wigs are a natural icebreaker. Revolt against the tyranny of boredom with today's Groupon.
The Deal
$10 for a hamburger meal for two people (a $19.98 total value), which includes the following:
- One Billy’s burger basket (a $6.99 value)
- One Billy’s appetizer sampler (a $12.99 value)
$18 for a hamburger meal for four people (a $39.96 total value), which includes the following:
- Two Billy’s burger baskets (a $6.99 value each)
- Two Billy’s appetizer samplers (a $12.99 value each)
Billy’s Ice
Billy’s Ice slings cold drinks and no-frills fare in a casual, open-air atmosphere infused with the notes of live musicians every night of the week. Diners fuel up for shows—which never charge a cover for patrons 21 and older—with Billy’s burgers, served simply without unnecessary accouterments such as caviar or gold-infused mustard. A selection of appetizers includes favorites such as chicken wings and jalapeño poppers. Within the barn-style building and spacious open-air patio, revelers grab a bite, sip libations from the full bar, or gaze at the spot on the moon where Neil Armstrong first body-slammed Buzz Aldrin. Billy's slings eats from 4 p.m. to midnight Monday–Thursday, noon to midnight on Friday and Sunday, and noon to 1 a.m. on Saturday.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Building Your Dream Home
Your home is your fortress, which is why it's constantly under attack from redcoat soldiers. Build a safe and happy home by following these guidelines:
• A home has to have a roof to keep clouds from seeing your spouse naked. Cobble a roof together using saltine crackers dipped in hard plastic. When the plastic wears off, you've got delicious crackers again.
• Windows let in sunlight, which will ruin the dark, moist climate in which children flourish. If you insist on a window, make it a stained-glass depiction of a horse fighting a family to symbolize the fact that no one is safe from horses.
• Put your home in a great location, such as a waterfront, a celebrity graveyard, or a larger, fancier house.
• Stepping on a floor of richly stained wood will make you feel terrible about how opulent your home is. Cover your floor in animal hides instead to feel like you're still living like an animal.
• Build your house out of wood so that it will biodegrade after you abandon it because of all the dogs.
• A dream home can include all kinds of amenities, from a pit outside where you can store your shoes to an old man who cares for the garbage can to a room just for crying. Let your imagination run wild.
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