Scientists agree that the only reason adults have children is so they have a socially acceptable reason to visit amusement parks, eat at novelty pizza arcades, and see movies with Shreks in them. Put some fun in the oven with today's kid-friendly Groupon to Boerne Gymnastics Center. Choose from the following options:
- For $29, you get one month of weekly classes for young children (a $69 value). Class options include:
- Preschool gymnastics classes
- Parents & Tots classes
- For $39, you get one month of weekly classes (a $60 value). Class options include:
- Girls’ gymnastics classes
- Boys’ gymnastics classes
- Trampoline-and-tumbling classes
- Super Fit classes
- For $89, you get three months of weekly classes (a $207 value). Class options include:
- Girls’ gymnastics classes
- Boys’ gymnastics classes
- Trampoline-and-tumbling classes
- Super Fit classes
The experienced staff at Boerne Gymnastics Center helps tots tumble in a series of structured, fun, and safe classes. Very young tumblers and their parents work with a coach to develop balance, coordination, and pregymnastic skills in the Parents & Tots class, whereas the preschool class tackles the same curriculum without the aid of mom, dad, or motivating sock puppets. Peruse the schedule to find for available sessions.
For older children, one-hour sessions in the girls and boys gymnastics program feature instructors who help somersaulters of all skill levels build self-esteem, develop gymnastic discipline, and learn the fundamentals of constructing a human trapezoid. Training also incorporates all olympic events—girls cover the vault, bars, beams, and floor routines, whereas boys hone their skills on the pommel horse, rings, vault, parallel bars, horizontal bars, and floor. Students thumb their noses at Isaac Newton in the trampoline-and-tumbling class, which guides basic- to advanced-level pupils through new gravity-defying maneuvers on their power strip, trampoline, mini-trampoline, and adjoining space station. Otherwise, the physique-shaping mavens in the Super Fit classes help students of all ages develop and strengthen their cores through cardiovascular regimens, strength-training exercises, nutrition education, and flexibility-boosting workouts.
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The Groupon Guide to: Dorm-Room Posters
As the world's coeds head off to college, they are charged with one task above all others: getting people to think they're cool. Here are some can't-miss dorm posters for accomplishing just that:
- Muhammad Ali punching Michelangelo's David
- Iconic shot of Jim Belushi drinking a glass of wine wearing sweatshirt that says "SCHOOL"
- Bob Marley (to eventually be replaced with Bob Dylan [to eventually be replaced with Bob Newhart])
- Einstein making a silly face because most scientists don't do that
- One of those posters that looks like a reverse version of you when you stand in front of it
- Periodic Table of Hangin' Out, featuring the elements frisbonium, chill-ver, and backward-hat sodium chloride
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