Drivers have been personalizing their cars ever since Henry Ford equipped his Model T with winking headlights and bumpers that could talk their way out of a speeding ticket. Accessorize your car with today's Groupon to CarLashes. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get one pair of black CarLashes and one pair of diamond-crystal eyeliners (a $51.93 value, including shipping).
- For $25, you get one pair of pink CarLashes and one pair of diamond-crystal eyeliners (a $51.93 value, including shipping).
Seen fluttering their stuff in Marie Claire magazine and on CNN's The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer, CarLashes gussy up previously undecorated headlights by dressing them in black or pink and spangling them with richly glimmering eyeliner. The adhesive CarLashes—which come in various shapes to fit different types of cars—are easy to apply; comprehensive instructions await online to help drivers update their vehicles' peepers. Designed to withstand the effects of driving, the adhesive is not expected to chemically interact with car paint, chrome, or glass.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Emoticons
Emoticons are groups of punctuation that—when bound together and sent through the Internet—express emotions that human words never could. Follow this guide to utilizing the faces at your fingertips:
Emoticon: :-)
Literal Translation: "I'm smiling."
Uses: This lets the recipient know that you are pleased with what they have said/how their online pictures represented your kooky persona.
Emoticon: :-(
Literal Translation: "Sorry, it died."
Uses: This apology can cover anything from forgetting to water a friend's Internet garden to forgetting to water a friend's Internet farm.
Emoticon: :-P
Literal Translation: "Help, my mouth is leaking."
Uses: This signifies that the recipient should call for an ambulance as you are losing saliva at an alarming rate.
Emoticon: :-*$
Literal Translation: "Those three kisses we shared were money."
Uses: Let someone know how much you appreciated their kisses without wasting your voice to call them on the phone.
Emoticon: :::
Literal Translation: "I'm all eyes!"
Uses: Tells the recipient that you have been watching them through their webcam this whole time.
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