Healthy skin is like freshly frosted birthday cake: it looks so delicious that no one cares how old you are. Flaunt ankle cakes with today's Groupon to Desire Laser & Medical Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $99, you get one sclerotherapy spider-vein treatment (a $300 value).
- For $149, you get two sclerotherapy spider-vein treatments (a $600 value).
Spider veins scramble for cover following Desire Laser & Medical Spa's sclerotherapy treatments, which are administered by Dr. Alberto L. Belalcazar, a surgeon with 27 years of experience. After the doc examines the afflicted area to determine the veins' severity and overall itsy-bitsyness, he injects the pesky blood ways with a sclerosant that causes them to shrivel up and disappear with a pop. The session typically takes only about 30 minutes to complete, and multiple treatments may be required for optimal results. Though not included in this Groupon, the med spa offers medical-grade hose for an additional $75 so that patients don’t have to wrap their legs in rubber bands for support.
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The Groupon Guide to: Astronaut Training
NASA's manned shuttle program ended not because of a lack of interest on the part of astronauts but because so few people could complete the rigorous astronaut training process. Here's a look at the extreme tests given to would-be space jockeys:
Human Centrifuge: This giant man-spinner rotates thousands of times per minute to simulate the effects of the space shuttle accidentally getting caught in a giant centrifuge.
16-Minute Mile: Would be easy except that the astronauts have to race while simultaneously writing an essay-length evocation of the perfect sunrise
A Series of Riddles: To prepare for the riddles that the real space station will ask after it comes alive
Media Training: Helps returned astronauts face reporters even after learning the horrible truth that the back half of the moon is simply not there anymore
Forlornness Simulator: Not for space, where astronauts stay occupied with work, but for their return to Earth after the empty vastness of space has opened their eyes to human existence's overwhelming lack of meaning
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