Excess weight can be stubborn, like a lazy houseguest, an old dog, or a hopelessly romantic hangnail. Gather expert advice for sweet liberation with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a lipotropic injection weight loss package from Dr. Rogers Weight Loss Center (a $245 value). Choose from locations in Culebra, Schertz, or Redland. The package includes:
- Four lipotropic B injections, which must be administered weekly for four consecutive weeks
- One initial nurse visit
- A weekly review of vitals and weight
- A body-composition analysis
- A patient-advocate consultation, completed over the phone or in person
- Eight cardio classes in the personal studio gym
- $50 off of a future 12-week weight loss program
The team of physicians and seasoned medical staffers at Dr. Rogers Weight Loss Center harnesses the power of science to get fitness seekers in finer fettle. After an initial nurse visit tests basic vital signs, a body-composition analysis measures body mass index, body-fat percentages, and basal metabolic rate, ensuring a healthy course of action and that no client is a lifelike robot masquerading as a human. Next, patients begin a regimen of lipotropic B injections, administered once a week for four weeks to set the stage for the body’s breakdown of fat. The injection’s tag-team of compounds and B vitamins jogs around interior pathways handing out care packages brimming with benefits such as increased metabolism and enhanced immune function. This package also includes eight classes in Dr. Rogers' personal studio gym, which promotes healthy cardio activity while easing clients into a steady routine of regular fitness.
Weekly weigh-ins track progress, and the program concludes with a patient-advocate consultation that arms newly thinned clients with $50 towards a future 12-week weight loss program, as well as information about the center’s other programs, opportunities to continue weight-loss regimens, and a week’s supply of microscopic scarecrows to chase away unwelcome fat cells.
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