Working out is No. 3 on the list of most popular daily activities in America, behind not working out and teaching dogs to swear. Spend your time wisely with today's Groupon: for $19, you get five Zumba classes from Feels So Good Fitness in Schertz or Marion (a $50 value).
Carolyn Angello of Feels So Good Fitness contributes a monthly fitness column to Schertz Magazine and leads students to gut-blasting glory in Zumba classes on a schedule that runs Monday–Thursday. One-hour sessions ease newcomers into the exercise technique's arm-pumping moves, and intermediate and experienced patrons can start twisting to the Latin beats that forge rhythmic dance steps. The rousing classes generally contain 25–30 students, and the workout burns calories and energizes fitness-bound folks, motivating them to finish writing that novel about cleaning the garage.
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The Groupon Guide to: Police Blotters
Though newspapers are mostly full of articles about blood pressure and lists of important vegetables, they still contain one gem that makes them worthwhile: the police blotter. Here’s yesterday’s blotter:
7:32 a.m., Crandall Road—Witnesses reported seeing a man with an extremely rude T-shirt attempting to enter a bank where he was not welcome.
10:17 a.m., Petunia Court—A bike theft!
1:58 p.m., Orson Park—A man with an extremely rude T-shirt was heard loudly disparaging astronauts by an American playground. Officers could not locate the individual.
5:23 p.m., Travolta Memorial Parkway—This car was all like “Flooooaaaaam!” and then another car was just “Brooooooooooooooooooom!” It was crazy.
7:48 p.m., Milton Bradley Library—The rude T-shirt man was seen exploiting a loophole in the town charter to become the new mayor for life. Police are powerless to stop him. This is life now.
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