Though still a lurking danger on the basketball court, the killer crossover has become less frequent since 1980, when Pete "Pistol" Maravich retired to become Front Porch Lemonade Pete. Witness dazzling dribble drives with today's GrouponLive deal to see the San Antonio Spurs play at the AT&T Center. Choose between the following seating options:
- For $22, you get one ticket for seating in sections 200–231 (up to a $42 value, including Ticketmaster fees).
- For $60, you get one ticket for seating in sections 101–128 (up to a $126 value, including Ticketmaster fees).
For either ticketing option, choose between the following games:
- Against the New Orleans Hornets on Thursday, February 2, at 7:30 p.m.
- Against the Denver Nuggets on Sunday, March 4, at 8:30 p.m.
The four-time NBA champion San Antonio Spurs splash back into the hardwood waters for this year's compressed 66-game season. With two battles against Western Conference foes, the veteran roster seeks to reassert itself in the conference by cutting additional holes into opponents' nets. Tim Duncan continues to man the middle while Tony Parker polices the perimeter. From 200- or 100-level seats, eyes will trace the orange orb's path as it caroms off the backboard, bouncing toward Richard Jefferson and his spring-loaded fingers, which fired from the three-point line last season with 44% accuracy.
During timeouts and breaks in the action, the Silver Dancers keep the arena rocking with help from Coyote, a mascot known for growling, giving out hugs, and baying at the moon before belly-flopping from the rafters.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Yard Decorations
While purchasing your first home is always something to be proud of, a front lawn devoid of ornaments and personal touches is essentially a vacant lot, attracting feral dogs and train-yard gamblers. Up your curb appeal with any of these acceptable front-yard decorations:
• Phalanx of plastic lawn flamingos
• Cement fountain of kangaroo spitting water into own pouch
• Actual tortoises making the rounds with drink trays
• Large silver orb for some reason
• Koi pond for attracting beautiful hawks
• Life-size fiberglass Mayor McCheese
• Sign inviting local high school honor students to become your child
• Someone’s cat—yours? I didn’t let him in
• Orange tree planted on the day Michael Jordan was born to remind future generations that oranges resemble basketballs
• Bird bidet
• Gargoyle that comes to life at sunset but doesn’t really have anything going on
• Strobe light, smoke machine, tunes
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