A weathered face can help one project wisdom or blend in at Mount Rushmore but is otherwise considered undesirable. Stand out from monumental mugs with today’s Groupon to The Avon Store. Choose from the following options:
- For $19, you get a 30-minute Calm Down facial (a $45 value).
- For $29, you get a skincare package (a $65 value), which includes:
- A 20-minute skin analysis (a $25 value)
- A 30-minute facial (a $40 value)
- For $50, you get $100 worth of facial services, fragrances, and cosmetic products.
The skin visionaries at The Avon Store soothe sensitive and stressed skin with Avon facials and proffer cosmetics that can be taken home for anytime self-pampering. During a 30-minute Calm Down facial, a formula incorporating avocado and oat smoothes over cheeks, foreheads, noses, and misguided barnacles to reduce redness and irritation. Skilled aestheticians then combine cleansing and light exfoliation with a gentle massage and toning to relax both visages and minds, leaving behind silky, hydrated skin. Alternatively, the skincare package begins with a 20-minute skin analysis that levies a thorough cleansing and skin scoping to reveal individual dermis characteristics that inform each client’s detailed personal action plan. Following the analysis, a 30-minute facial gives clients a quick face refreshing and a choice between an exfoliation process or an impurity-siphoning mask more relaxing than a bubble bath that hums Enya tunes.
Guests can also browse The Avon Store's buffet of other facial services, including a 60-minute Anew anti-aging facial ($45) that exfoliates and regenerates dermises with a tincture of real alligator tears, or a 55-minute Clearskin facial that tackles acne with an individualized battle plan ($40). Cosmetics such as the all-occasion-worthy 12-in-1 Shimmering eye palette ($20) and fragrances such as Hervé Léger Femme ($34) come in variations for many tastes and are known to make puppy eyes at customers until scooped up into waiting arms.
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The Groupon Guide to: Fancy Hamburgers
Hamburgers used to be the official food of the common man: everyday ground meat put to flame or, sometimes, simply confetti mixed with gravy and shaped into a crude disk shape. But, no more: hamburgers, like all foods in our country, have been given the gourmet treatment. Here are some of the top fancy burgers:
Winning Gold at the Burgerlympics: This burger has foie gras for buns, is made from Kobe beef, has blue cheese flown in from the rudest part of France, and is drizzled in ketchup so rich it’s legally recognized as blood in some of the worst hospitals. It is, of course, disgusting, but since when has that mattered?
The Fonz Burger: Served in a leather jacket, wearing sunglasses, brought to the table on a (complimentary) motorcycle, and only tastes good for about halfway through
The Extra-Delicious Burger: Not just Prime beef and not just grass-fed free-range beef, this burger is guaranteed to have been loved by a child at some point.
The You Burger: The latest in the custom food trend, this burger is formed in the exact size and shape as you were when you were born.
The Billion-Dollar Burger: Two kinds of lettuce
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