Without gyms, people would resort to outdated fitness techniques such as swimming and pushing Model Ts up slight inclines. Celebrate contemporary fitness with today's Groupon: for $49, you get two months of unlimited 45-minute boot camp classes and one personal consultation (a $500 value) at HH Fitness, in San Marcos. Redeem at either the Diaz Martial Arts or the Central Texas Medical Center location.
The fitness-focused boot camp instructors at HH Fitness sculpt muscles, boost camaraderie, and create support systems for individuals looking to shed pounds and increase energy in a condensed period of time. This workout bundle tones and builds muscle matter while jump-starting the weight loss process faster than a AAA truck. During the one-on-one consultation, a boot camp instructor discusses a personalized fitness plan with the prospective trainee. Afterward, boot camp candidates attend a mandatory orientation session to ensure they can incorporate a full boot camp schedule into other time-consuming activities such as child rearing and listening to Encyclopedia Britannica on tape. Instructors insist students bring water bottles, towels, exercise mats, and equipment bags to class.
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The Groupon Guide to: Earning Your Learner’s Permit
Unlike memorizing the multiplication tables or operating a knife, learning to drive an automobile requires a permit in many states. Like all tests devised by adults, however, the permit test is filled with trick questions. For example:
How many wheels does a car have?
A. Four
B. Between two and five
C. The definition of "car" does not include a set number of wheels
ANSWER: A. You might think that B and C are technically correct, but adults view these answers as a dangerous gateway to the moral relativism of Dutch ethicist Baruch Spinoza, whom all adults know and hate.What shape is a stop sign?
A. An octagon
B. A plane figure composed of eight equal-length line segments
C. Like a circle, but sharper
ANSWER: Leave blank. The correct answer, "I have no idea because I'm too busy respecting my elders to notice the shape," is not offered.Here, get into this car and show me how well you can drive it.
A. OK
B. No thanks
C. Get into the what now?
ANSWER: C. Remember, this is a test for your learner's permit, so ideally, you should never have driven or even seen a car before taking the exam. Double remember, the name of every teen who fails his permit exam is printed in a special edition of the newspaper that only prom queens and college-admissions officers receive.
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