Although the best mattresses feel as soft as clouds, the worst mattresses are clouds that send sleepers plummeting back to earth. Rest on firmer billows with today's Groupon to Kerrville Mattress Gallery in Kerrville. Choose between the following options:
- For $50, you get $200 toward mattresses and frames.
- For $100, you get $300 toward mattresses and frames.
The helpful staff at Kerrville Mattress Gallery leads visitors through an extensive stock of high-quality, affordable mattresses, bed frames, and mattress protectors. A luxurious queen-size pillow-top set ($299) pampers every inch of protoplasm with downy softness, inducing high-quality sleep, and brand-new frames ($79) breathe new life into old mattresses suffering from sagging middles or astigmatism. Twin sets ($159) outfit bedrooms or guest rooms with comfortable yet space-saving napping solutions, and mattress protectors ($50) arm beds against stains, spills, dust mites, and other common deteriorators. Kerrville Mattress Gallery also sells air-adjustable beds for easily manipulated firmness and waterbeds for sleepy sharks.
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The Groupon Guide to: Winning Carnival Games
The sound of children laughing as they violently rotate inside a motorized strawberry and the delicious smell of fried ring toss can only mean one thing—carnival season is in town. Win your sweetheart's sweet heart by earning a sawdust-packed cerulean gorilla from one of these classic carnival games:
- The Ring Toss: A rare handful of ring-toss games are actually quite _difficult_ to win, due to a disproportioning of ring diameter to peg girth. Guarantee victory every time by using the ring to propose to the game's owner, and then insist on a divorce to secure half the prizes.
- Test Your Strength: Less a game of chance than a feat of might, the strength test is the easiest game for winning a prize because it is the only game naive enough to willfully arm you with a sledgehammer and then demand you demonstrate how much damage you can do with it.
- Guess Your Weight: An easily subverted game. In the short walk between the weight guesser and the confirmation scale, slyly suck on the windshield-wiper-fluid cable wrapped around your midsection that's connected to the milkshake flask strapped to your hip. This will allow you to gain as many as 10 pounds in 10 seconds, as well as to win the _real_ carnival prize—making a stranger appear fallible.
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