Messy carpets implicate muddy galoshes and leaky flagons without giving the culprits a chance to defend themselves. Keep the reputations of your shoes and useless cups clean with today's Groupon for cleaning services from KolorKist Carpet Cleaning. This Groupon is valid for clients located in San Antonio, Live Oak, Converse, Schertz, Leon Valley, Helotes, Alamo Heights, and Leon Springs. Choose between the following options:
- For $59, you get steam carpet cleaning in four rooms (up to a $119.99 value). Each room can have up to 250 square feet of carpet. Hallways are not included.
- For $69, you get up to 200 square feet of tile and grout cleaning (up to a $149 value).
KolorKist Carpet Cleaning's dirt-demolishing team has been using a nontoxic cleaning process to sanctify residential and commercial surfaces for more than 22 years. The power of steam can snatch up fiber-entrenching stains, odors, dirt, and excess emotional baggage before they make floors their permanent nest. The nontoxic cleaning process is safe enough for the postprocedure frolicking of babies, pets, and feral ottomans. Alternatively, the tile- and grout-cleaning process blasts hot, 220-degree steam at polygonal floor slates, purging blemishes developed from prolonged exposure to dirt, liquids, and the feet of ink-blooded mammals. KolorKist's truck-mounted system lets customers experience a professional floor cleaning without having to transport their house to a dry cleaner.
As an air-purifying bonus, Groupon customers will also receive 25% off any air-duct cleaning service if scheduled along with their carpet or tile cleaning.
Though KolorKist Carpet Cleaning sometimes offers discounted pricing online, this Groupon presents the best deal available.
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The Groupon Guide to: What Makes a TV?
Enjoying television is as patriotic as knitting an apple pie or eating American flags. Here's a look at some of the components that make up these high-tech picture boxes:
• Glass: A high-end TV has a glass screen that when turned off (not recommended) will reflect your image. When turned on, it will reflect how awesome TV is.
• Cathode Ray Tube: No longer needed for modern TVs to work, but manufacturers still put one in every set just for old times' sake.
• Gold: TV signals, like men's hearts, are lustily attracted to gold, causing them to fly out of the sky into the gold brick in the back of every TV.
• A Couple of Horse Bones: 'Cause why not, right?
• Wires: They hook up to the wired helmets that all the actors wear to beam their acting into your TV.
• An Eternal Flame: To honor the former TV stars who have died.
• Tiny Fire Extinguisher: In case the eternal flame gets out of control.
• IBM PetaFlop SuperComputer: Guesses when you want to change the channel, lower the volume, etc., all to cover up the fact that the remote control doesn't do anything.
• Martin Sheen: He's gotta live somewhere.
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