Today's deal will restore your body to a nubile state of relaxed joyousness unlike any since you got your braces removed. For $29, you get an hour-long Swedish massage at Lydia's Massage Therapy (a $65 value). With deliberate strokes and intense focus, Lydia will take your consciousness to a blissful plane where it bobs up and down like a Q-tip buoy in a sea of cotton balls.
Swedish massage, a light- to medium-pressure technique, is one of the most popular types of kneads. It uses long, connective strokes and kneading to improve blood flow, stimulate the lymphatic system, relieve physical tension, and melt stress into a puddle of biodegradable papier-mâché. Upgrade to a 90-minute massage for a $30 additional fee, a two-hour massage for $65 extra, or a hot stone massage for $35. You'll leave Lydia's with a spring in your step and an aria in your nervous system.
Owner Lydia spent more than 20 years in the medical field before finding her true calling with massage, a more direct approach to healing. Call at least a week beforehand to schedule your appointment (and keep in mind that Lydia's cancellation policy applies to your Groupon).
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Though there are few online reviews, four Citysearchers give Lydia's Massage Therapy a perfect five stars:
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Classic Children's Books to Help You Sleep Like a Baby
Massages have numerous benefits, including the ability to help you sleep better. To help you sleep like a baby, try rereading one of these classic children's books:
- The Anthropomorphic Thing That Learns a Lesson
- Incurious Serge Leaves the Carnival Early
- Mommy, What's a European Voltage Convertor?
- The Ugly Mermaid
- The Fantastic Adventures of Frank, the Boy Who Sat Quietly When Asked
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