Though scientists have determined the greatest weight loss occurs from wrestling tigers and riding stampeding wildebeests, reports are mixed on the long-term effects of the resulting terror. Slim down without prolonged adrenaline highs with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a 90-day weight loss program and supplements from NutriMedical Wellness and Weight Loss Institute, redeemable online (a $580 value). Groupon customers also receive two $50 vouchers for use on separate purchases over $100 each of wellness or weight-loss products.
The sherpa-like support at NutriMedical Wellness and Weight Loss Institute guides clients to the peaks of better health through natural, safe, and holistic programs. The home weight-loss online program is designed to pass health-conscious individuals the reins so they can take control of their journey toward slimdom. Unlimited access to a personalized nutrition coach establishes accountability for daily diet choices and NutriInfo’s mobile meal-tracking tools keep tabs on calorie consumption and the point spread on underground food fights. Fat-busting meal plans offer simple, healthy solutions to dining quandaries.
The 90-day program includes supplements that can help clients shave away extraneous weight so they can fit more effortlessly into slim lockers during nostalgic high-school reunions. A 280-serving supply of NutriMedical's proprietary NutriPex SM weight-loss supplement aids the body in its fat-shaving quest by expanding within the stomach and simulating feelings of fullness earlier. A personal nutrition coach is on call for 24-hour online-chat or phone support for those with questions or the temptation to join the Hamburglar for one final heist.
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The Groupon Guide to: Wishing Opportunities
Though everyone makes wishes all the time, such as for sandwiches or for their car to not veer into a misplaced piano, very few wishes actually come true if not made via a respectable and agreed upon wishing venue. What are some reliable day-to-day opportunities for wish making?
• Wishing upon a shooting star
• Wishing upon a penny tossed into the mall fountain, or if available, mall volcano
• Wishing any time a digital clock reads 11:11, 12:34, or W1:5H
• Blowing out birthday candles, or in the event of inextinguishable “trick” candles, trimming off the wicks with scissors
• Free wish negotiated via talking fish who apparently couldn’t grant his own wish of “not getting caught in a net”
• Cracking a wishbone in half (wish is granted to the person who felt the most power at the sound of a tiny bone breaking)
• Holding your breath for as long as it takes to learn how to play the game bridge
• Earning a wish by rubbing Frasier’s head
• Working hard and staying honest while dedicating yourself to improving the skills that will allow you to act on real-world opportunities you make for yourself, and also, buying a $600 rabbit’s foot
• Making a wish every time you see a dog, tree, or car, just in case
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