Unlike visiting a new neighbor’s house, visiting a steak house comes with a virtual guarantee that you’ll be welcomed, fed, and trusted with knives. Make a hunger-halting house call with today’s Groupon to Ounce Steakhouse. Choose between the following options:
- For $59, you get a three-course meal for two (up to $118 value). The three courses include the following:
- Any one appetizer (up to $20 value)
- Any two entrees (up to $45 value each)
- Any one dessert (up to $8 value)
- For $118, you get a three-course meal for four (up to $236 value). The three courses include the following:
- Any two appetizers (up to $20 value each)
- Any four entrees (up to $45 value each)
- Any two desserts (up to $8 value each)
The chefs at Ounce Steakhouse put their epicurean expertise to use by crafting an ever-changing menu of appetizers, entrees, and premium steaks, earning their fine-dining eatery the distinction as a Noteworthy Newcomer by Zagat and a Top Ten Special Occasion Restaurant by Made Men. Commence meals or black-tie food fights with the oysters Rockefeller, which flaunts a spinach-bacon béchamel and gruyere crust, or the blackened chicken lollipops accompanied by Cajun-butter-and-plum sauce. To prepare succulent main attractions, the culinarians carefully hand select USDA prime, USDA top-choice, and Akaushi beef—a Texas-raised Japanese pedigree that grades three levels above prime—before broiling them at 1800 degrees to achieve maximum flavor and tenderness. Guests can select from the bevy of these beefy offerings, including a 16-ounce prime rib eye, the 10-ounce prime filet, or a 14-ounce prime new york strip. Otherwise, the Chilean sea bass dazzles table dwellers with a champagne-miso reduction, squash and zucchini starburst, and an edible sequined jumpsuit. Guests can then finish up with a post-dinner treat, such as the butterscotch crème brûlée or a warm german chocolate brownie topped with coffee gelato.
Ounce Steakhouse’s rustic bar, outfitted with sleek black booths and flat-screen TVs, provides a relaxing atmosphere, and the modern confines of the main dining room, replete with stone façades and track lighting, add a side of sophistication to meals.
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The Groupon Guide to: Infiltrating a Castle
Entering a heavily fortified castle, whether to overthrow a king or find out if a king's skin feels any softer than a non-king's, can be quite a challenge. Here's how you can best the standard components of a castle's security system:
Moat: This broad ditch may appear to be filled with water when viewed from a distance, but it is actually occupied by a dense swarm of bees. Make it past the threat by throwing dozens of pounds of raw meat into the horde and letting them feed.
Exterior Wall: Being so tall and covered in so many fast-acting diseases, the wall is impossible to climb over alive. This obstacle can only be surpassed by waiting for the earth to shift and reduce the wall to ruins, then setting all the diseases on fire.
Castle Guards: Castle entrances are guarded either by knights or by a bunch of gerbils that were born inside a suit of armor, became trapped, and, over many years, learned how to work together to operate the armor as if a person were inside. Both of these things can be subdued with petting.
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