While human fitness originated by running long distances to avoid being eaten, it now dictates that we run in place in order to avoid eating. Survive with the fittest thanks to today's Groupon to SA Fitness. Choose between the following options:
For $29, you get a membership package (up to a $198.90 value) that includes:
- Enrollment (a $99 value)
- A two-month gym membership (up to a $49.95 value/month)
For $79, you get a weight-loss program (a $596 total value) that includes:
- Enrollment (a $299 value)
- Three months of Thin&Healthy's Total Solution (a $99 value/month)
The health experts at SA Fitness's 24-hour facility trim waistlines with innovative equipment and motivate exercisers to lose an average of 2–7 pounds per week during a trainer-managed lifestyle plan. A large assortment of calorie-smoking machines ensures little to no waiting for Selectorized strength equipment by Cybex, Precor, and Atlantis or for ProSpot free weights, cardio bikes, or virtual-reality pogo sticks. Members relax pre- or postworkout in the dry infrared sauna, a warm, relaxing treatment that aids detoxification, improves circulation, and enhances the ability to start and stop sweating on demand.
Alternatively, SA Fitness's master certified personal trainers launch clients on a custom Total Solution journey designed to retrain metabolism and banish excess weight. Nutritional coaches incorporate the enrollee's favorite 20 foods into a dietary plan, energizing bodies for one-on-one workouts and regular weigh-ins with trainers. Life Success experts address mental motivation, helping lifestyle changers avoid emotional eating or velcro-covered sofa cushions. Consult a list of frequently asked questions for more information on the Total Solution program.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Speed-Reading
If you're reading this sentence, chances are good that you're literate, but if you're still reading it, you're one of the disproportionate number of Americans who are not speed-literate. Crank your reading rate to superhuman levels with these tips:
- If you encounter a thick chunk of text, skip every other word. If a character is giving a long speech, skip the whole thing and make up your own.
- Train your eyes to move more quickly by watching recorded tennis matches on fast-forward.
- Learn Braille so your hands can read one book while your eyes read another.
- If you're reading a mystery, just read the last chapter where it's revealed who did it to save yourself from the anxiety of the investigation parts.
- Count a book as "read" if you thought about looking it up on Wikipedia.
Comment on our feelings board
