Trampolines provide an environmentally friendly way to burn youthful energy, unlike coal-powered swing sets. Encourage eco-conscious exuberance with today’s Groupon.
The Deal
$20 for all-day jumping passes for two (a $40 value)
$35 for all-day jumping passes for four (an $80 value)
- More than 15,000 square feet of jumping surfaces
- Play volleyball, dodge ball, and newcomb
- Kiddie Corner with tyke-size inflatables
Spring Loaded Trampoline Park
Spring Loaded Trampoline Park's brand new airspace sends temporary aeronauts bounding across more than 15,000 square feet of interconnected trampolines and bouncy surfaces. Several separate bouncing zones propel visitors skyward with flat and angled trampolines, woven together with thick padding for safe landings and liftoffs. The bound-atorium hosts teams face offs, including dodgeball, volleyball, and newcomb, and a sectioned-off Kiddie Zone lets tykes in on the ricocheting recreation with pint-sized inflatables. For more focused caloric arson, classes in aerobics, Zumba, and tumbling lead visitors to their fitness goals, while yoga students serenely bypass the need for trampolines altogether through zen levitation drills. Customers may park and enter at the Texas Ski Ranch.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Getting Enough Sleep
Sleep—the smallest type of death—allows the body to recharge and gives nighttime burglars the opportunity to kiss your forehead as an apology for taking your things. Here’s a guide to getting the most out of your hours of rest:
Create a Sleep Pattern: The body needs regular, recognizable sleep patterns, such as sleeping for a half hour out of every hour, spending every other minute asleep, or only sleeping on your son’s birthday.
Minimize Distractions: Make sure your bedroom is dark and quiet before going to sleep. Every night, be sure to blow out the candles, turn off the radio, put a hood over the ambulance sirens, fire the sound-effects engineer, and lock the dog in your other family’s house.
Create a Comfortable Space: Every bed needs a nest of decorative pillows and warm, cozy blankets for the sleeper to apologize to and put on the floor before climbing onto their chiropractor-approved wooden sleeping pallet.
Prepare to Dream: Dreams are a way for your mind to put your parents' faces on different bodies without having to feel ashamed later. It’s important to give the mind plenty of fodder for dreams by looking at old photos and medical textbooks right before going to sleep.
Don’t Go to Bed Angry: This old adage reminds couples not to go to bed with a grudge against one another. As your spouse is falling asleep, whisper all of the things he or she did wrong that day into their ear, which could range from mispronouncing a foreign name to being bad at their chosen form of art. They will thank you for giving them something to work on tomorrow.
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