A shapely haircut diverts attention from unflattering accessories such as neck bolts or a sweater depicting you getting a bad haircut. Display a new 'do with today's Groupon: for $9, you get a haircut at The Haircutters (up to an $18 value). This Groupon is valid at locations on the North Loop and Military Highway, as well as two locations on Highway 281 .
At The Haircutters, for more than a quarter century a trove of experienced stylists has snipped and trimmed strands and fashioned polished coiffures for both ladies and gents. Each cranial pruning begins with a sudsy serving of shampoo to clear mops of dirt and oil and a nourishing helping of conditioner to unfurl tangles and remove nests of nearsighted robins. Next, clients park themselves on an elevated styling chair as a scissor sculptor banishes split-ends and shapes locks to elegantly flatter facescapes. Once finished, newly refurbished customers gallivant their tresses down the street or through a wind tunnel to attract the attention of potential mates.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Wishing Opportunities
Though everyone makes wishes all the time, such as for sandwiches or for their car to not veer into a misplaced piano, very few wishes actually come true if not made via a respectable and agreed upon wishing venue. What are some reliable day-to-day opportunities for wish making?
• Wishing upon a shooting star
• Wishing upon a penny tossed into the mall fountain, or if available, mall volcano
• Wishing any time a digital clock reads 11:11, 12:34, or W1:5H
• Blowing out birthday candles, or in the event of inextinguishable “trick” candles, trimming off the wicks with scissors
• Free wish negotiated via talking fish who apparently couldn’t grant his own wish of “not getting caught in a net”
• Cracking a wishbone in half (wish is granted to the person who felt the most power at the sound of a tiny bone breaking)
• Holding your breath for as long as it takes to learn how to play the game bridge
• Earning a wish by rubbing Frasier’s head
• Working hard and staying honest while dedicating yourself to improving the skills that will allow you to act on real-world opportunities you make for yourself, and also, buying a $600 rabbit’s foot
• Making a wish every time you see a dog, tree, or car, just in case
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