Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler's Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with today’s Groupon to The Spa at Cibolo Canyons. Choose between the following options:
- For $59, you get one 50-minute inch-loss body wrap (a $125 value).
- For $99, you get two 50-minute inch-loss body wraps (a $250 value).
Spa technicians cocoon guests in a botanical blend that promotes toned skin and purges toxins amid The Spa at Cibolo Canyons' new, 11,000-square-foot beauty complex. Upon arrival, guests slip into slippers and a robe and pad down marble hallways to a private chamber outfitted with a memory-foam bed. There, gentle hands smooth a warm compote of aloe and herbs over bare limbs and lamb chops, leaving the serum to tighten and condition skin over the course of 50 minutes. The formula targets impurities in fat cells, which may cause fluid retention, bloating, and fatigue if not drawn out and purified by the lymphatic system.
Groupon customers also receive a day pass to play on spa grounds, which house an Olympic-size pool outside and a full gym with cardio machines that broadcast HD cable channels. Clouds of vapor from the jacuzzi and steam room clear sinuses, making way for rich aromas of coffee brewed by an automated Starbucks station.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: As Seen on TV Inventions
Any inventor can create a life-changing product that would transform the very nature of reality on this planet—if people only knew about it. The best inventions are, by definition, the ones important enough to appear on the most important invention of all: television. Here are just a few new-and-improved examples:
• Easy-to-carry bucket to store and protect cell phone
• The Tender Touch® egg hammer
• The Boo-gie: a microfleece ghost costume with convenient eye holes for lounging around the house on a chilly Halloween
• PawPals Pet Hooks
• A public-domain jukebox—for your car?
• Bay-B-Crate™
• The Am-I-Dreaming? skin-pinching claw
• The Vegetable Stopper!
• Phone number that rids you of unwanted money
• The None-of-Your-Fizzness© soda flattener
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