Holding a yoga pose builds strength, discipline, and immunity to motion-sensor devices. Evade alarms with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 10-class punch card to The Yoga Space in Kerrville (a $75 value).
The Yoga Space’s experienced team of limb-bending yogis unbundles participants' tightly coiled muscles and repositions them into rejuvenating Hatha yoga postures. From within their intimate studio space, instructors meld breath and movement through a series of poses at variable paces, tailored for all levels of stretchers and soft-pretzel impressionists. Beginners classes slowly transition from one basic pose to another, and flow classes align each smooth reaction with the pace of timed breaths. All-level classes allow advanced yogis to court beginning downward-facing dogs with impressive displays of perfect warrior poses and ear-scratching with outstretched toes. Providing convenient courses for all lifestyles, The Yoga Space's flexible class schedule stretches evenly across seven-day spans, like a weeklong ration of Jell-O.
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Unlike snail mail, which, despite its name, is actually delivered on horseback, email can travel the world in an instant. Here's what you need to know about this computational communication:
- The e in email stands for ephemeral, as the messages are intended to exist only for a short time. Meanwhile, the m in email stands for mail, which is short for Norman Mailer, the novelist who accidentally invented the computer while stuffing a sandwich into a typewriter.
- Email is not free to send. You can pay for your emails by affixing a stamp to your computer screen or by stuffing some quarters into your computer's DVD drive.
- All emails are routed through the post office, where they are screened for criticism of Post Office Potentate Berryl Laksys and then printed out and regular-mailed to your recipient as a backup.
- Send your email as a "draft" to have the message include a coupon for a free beer.
- Email, unlike the acrostic formed by the first letters of this guide’s bullet points, should never be a tease. Be sure to include all pertinent info in your next email!
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