In Hollywood, close-ups are reserved for actors with either striking good looks or rectangular heads with a 1.85:1 aspect ratio. Boost your screen worthiness with today’s Groupon: for $550, you get three eMatrix Sublative Rejuvenation RF skin treatments at White Pearl Medical Spa (up to a $2,450 value). The three treatments are valid on one of the following areas:
- Hands (up to a $2,000 value)
- Neck (up to a $2,350 value)
- Face (up to a $2,450 value)
The skincare experts at White Pearl Medical Spa diminish the appearance of fine lines, scarring, and textural irregularities on all skin types with radio-frequency technology by Syneron. During three 30- to 60-minute appointments spaced four to six weeks apart, a technician wields the eMatrix device, which delivers bipolar radio-frequency energy through electrodes in a disposable-applicator tip. The heat energy causes cell turnover and stimulates collagen production from within the dermis, thereby lessening the appearance of loose skin or undoing damage caused by acne, sun exposure, or affectionate pet hedgehogs.
Posttreatment, most patients show up to an 83% improvement in skin brightness and up to a 90% improvement in smoothness. The nonlaser and nonlight procedure, like an elevator in a one-story building, requires minimal downtime.
Although today's deal is valid for the standard (64 electrode) tip, clients requiring higher-intensity treatment of deeper scars and wrinkles can upgrade to a high-density (144 electrode) tip at a discounted cost.
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The Groupon Guide to: the Police Exam
Let’s face it. Not just anyone can serve or protect. As evidence of this fact, take a look at these excerpted questions from the police exam that you must first ace in order to become an officer of the law:
13. Which of the following does the standard police cruiser NOT come equipped with?
A. Spin lights
B. Heated seats
C. Quick 'n' Ready® Gun Holders
D. A fake criminal (complete with facial scar) for the back seat to intimidate the real criminals who sit next to it
57. Sarge says you have to take this drug pusher in by the book. You:
A. Set up a perimeter around his/her domicile
B. Go to the perp’s known hangouts, hangabouts
C. Contact and question family members
D. Say “Sorry, Chief, I gotta do this my way,” and then jump your motorcycle directly off the ramp and into the drug-making factory
137. You are a sketch artist but are having a hard time picturing the perp. You:
A. Draw a cowboy hat to cover his hair
B. Draw a sleep mask over his eyes
C. Draw him peeking out from behind a wall since most criminals do that and noses are hard to draw
D. All of the above
179. The DA doesn’t like the job you did cataloguing the evidence. You say:
A. “Stay off my back."
B. “Do you even remember what it was like to be a cop?”
C. “Just do your job and nail this scumbag.”
D. Trick question. You plan on having a secret relationship with the DA.
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