Yoga, like sword ownership and sleeping, is an ancient practice whose benefits are just now being appreciated. Reap the rewards of ancient ways of life with today's Groupon: for $30, you get five revolution yoga, acro yoga, or aerial yoga classes at Studio Revolution (a $75 value).
At Studio Revolution, aspiring yogis, under the watchful tutelage of experienced instructors, practice body-bending yoga exercises both on the ground and suspended safely from aerial silks. Inspired by Cirque du Soleil, high-flying trainers lead each aerial yoga class, during which students perform Hatha yoga poses and impersonate graceful, airborne pollen spores while hovering over the ground in a large loop of fabric. Made of sturdy, specially designed cloth, the swing promotes deep stretches and a playful approach to getting fit. The studio's acro yoga classes incorporate partner work, teaching spotting techniques and gymnastic poses to build strength, flexibility, trust, and structurally sound human pyramids. Mat-bound revolution yoga classes help learners of all skill levels to reap yoga's body-fortifying benefits with traditional Vinyasa postures. To accommodate busy work or barbershop-quartet rehearsal schedules, Studio Revolution offers a convenient docket of morning, afternoon, and evening classes.
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The Groupon Guide to: Personal Identity
A person's identity can grow and change throughout their lifetime, like a caterpillar metamorphosing into a bumblebee. Here's a look at some possible identities at different life stages:
Toddlers: Once toddlers pass through the Terrible Twos, so called because they will do everything terrible (temper tantrums, aggravated perjury) two times, they can pass into their Thrilling Threes or directly into the Foreboding Fours, during which they will be besieged by haunting, unending visions of their future mediocrity.
Teens: Though some teens will have settled into a clear identity, such as "slacker," "junior scientist," or "sports Midas," others remain confused about their career path until the end of high school. This is why they take aptitude tests such as the SATs, which prepare students for the only two jobs available in the future: superyacht salesman and vagabond.
Adults: Grown-ups can easily alter their identities by petitioning city hall to change their names. Popular adult names include Race McWinner, Sir Handsome, Dr. Attractive Woman, and Mom. Be sure to settle on an identity by age 50, when your finished tombstone, including name, epitaph, and applicable birth and death dates, will be mailed to your home by the federal government.
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