Hot air balloon rides shatter the stork community's monopoly on carrying humans in baskets. Democratize the skies with today’s Groupon: for $112, you get a one-hour hot air balloon experience from Balloon Rides Online, which has locations in Temecula, Del Mar, and Indio (a $225 value). The experience includes:
- One spot on a one-hour hot air balloon ride in a shared basket
- Champagne, mimosa or orange juice toast for one upon landing
- Commemorative certificate and souvenir photo
The professional pilots at Balloon Rides Online facilitate lasting memories during hot air balloon rides with scenic vistas over Southern California terrain. After meeting at a predetermined rendezvous point, pilots and five or more passengers travel to the launch site, where they watch in awe as the majestic balloon inflates with air and a backup balloon inflates with water to prepare for midair water-balloon battles. Employing a FAA-approved basket and a pilot who has completed at least 500 flight hours, passengers float over mountains, valleys, and streams of caramel for one hour, and then safely return to the ground. After landing, passengers and crew celebrate with a champagne, mimosa or orange-juice toast—an important tradition in hot air ballooning and preparing for inevitable hovercraft uprisings.
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The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Once you ascend to the exciting and dignified world of Ferrari ownership, you’ll notice that food tastes better, the air smells sweeter, and dunks are 73% raunchier. Here are some tips that will prolong the life of your Sweet Kitten (an official slang term for Ferraris):
Give the Brake a Break: This Hot Baby (official Ferrari slang [OFS]) was made to fly, not obey traffic rules. Remember, most police officers/angry parents really only want their picture taken next to your Ferrari.
Clean the Sheen on Your Mean Machine: Don’t take this Thunder Nugget (OFS) to any two-bit car-washing place. A ride this primo should be wiped down with the fontanel of a newborn horse, or, at least, an underwear model’s birth certificate.
Full Moon = Full Vroom: If the moon is in its full phase, then pull your Phantom Tickler (OFS) out of the drive-in humidor and let her howl at the moon by revving that imported engine. Let the neighbors know who’s boss while simultaneously expelling the (now on fire) owls who like to nest in the Ferrari's gorgeous chassis.
Endorse the Horse: Ferrari makes clothes and sunglasses with its signature horse logo that you can wear to let people know that you drive one of their Velvet Grandpas (OFS).
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