Like houses, faces require constant upkeep to hold back the wear of time, remove creeping vines, and keep birds from roosting in the recesses of your nose. Shoo away pore pigeons with today’s Groupon at Body Alchemy Spa in Solana Beach. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get a dermaplaning treatment (a $130 value).
- For $79, you get an express bleach and peel treatment (a $175 value).
Body Alchemy Spa’s skilled and licensed aestheticians restore skin to a healthy, glowing sheen. The manual exfoliation of a dermaplaning treatment removes dead cells, fine hairs, and microscopic dust-mite graffiti to reveal lustrous layers of youthful vellum. Most varieties of skinsuit can benefit from this restorative treatment, especially those marked by acne scars, uneven tone, and fine lines or wrinkles.
With the second option, visages undergo a transformative express bleach and peel treatment. Spa goers receive a special Retin-A and hydroquinone bleach application behind the relaxing walls of Body Alchemy Spa, then return home and wash it off the following morning. For the next seven days, clients clean their faces with cool water and a gentle cleanser. By the end of the second day the most intensive part of the peeling process will begin; through the next 10 days, the outer layer of skin will flake off, revealing the smooth skin of a younger you without uncomfortable cloning vats or head trauma-induced flashbacks.
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The Groupon Guide to: Meteorology
One of the most confusing of the "ologies," meteorology is actually the study of weather, just as weatherology is the study of meteorology. Here are a few ways you can predict the weather yourself, so you never have to watch the news or talk to anyone else ever again:
- Hold a dampened finger up in the wind. Depending on which side of your finger gets cold first, you may be inside of a tornado.
- If you don't like the weather in your city, wait five minutes. If your uncontrollable rage has not subsided after five minutes, move to a different city.
- If your grandfather's old knee injury starts acting up, it means a storm is coming—a metaphorical storm symbolizing the inescapable perils of old age.
- Remember, a sun wearing sunglasses means a heat wave is underway, just as raisins wearing sunglasses indicate an approaching "cool" front, and a sun wearing sunglasses holding two scoops of raisins means a 90% chance of a complete breakfast.
- You can tell how far away the center of a storm is by counting the seconds between lightning and thunder then multiplying that number by the amount of time you've wasted listening to the sky.
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