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The Groupon Guide to: Personal Identity
A person's identity can grow and change throughout their lifetime, like a caterpillar metamorphosing into a bumblebee. Here's a look at some possible identities at different life stages:
Toddlers: Once toddlers pass through the Terrible Twos, so called because they will do everything terrible (temper tantrums, aggravated perjury) two times, they can pass into their Thrilling Threes or directly into the Foreboding Fours, during which they will be besieged by haunting, unending visions of their future mediocrity.
Teens: Though some teens will have settled into a clear identity, such as "slacker," "junior scientist," or "sports Midas," others remain confused about their career path until the end of high school. This is why they take aptitude tests such as the SATs, which prepare students for the only two jobs available in the future: superyacht salesman and vagabond.
Adults: Grown-ups can easily alter their identities by petitioning city hall to change their names. Popular adult names include Race McWinner, Sir Handsome, Dr. Attractive Woman, and Mom. Be sure to settle on an identity by age 50, when your finished tombstone, including name, epitaph, and applicable birth and death dates, will be mailed to your home by the federal government.
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