Much like confronting a former bully at a high-school reunion, playing golf requires an efficient swing and at least three friends to cheer you on. Take a stand against a shank-producing stroke with today's Groupon: for $62, you get a round of golf for two, plus cart rental, at Castle Creek Country Club in Escondido (up to a $132 value).
Surrounded by foothills, the Temecula wineries, and San Diego Wild Animal Park, Castle Creek Country Club is a championship course that delights eyes with lush scenery and tests golfers with 18 elaborate holes. Old oak trees line the fairways, challenging players to swing straight as they work past white sand traps, download cheat codes to help them survive each green, and carefully chip over Moosa Creek. The course at Castle Creek sports a par 72, and each of its 6,688 yards promises 36 inches of exciting golfing entertainment. Visitors can easily explore this PGA-approved golf garden in a fully operational cart, stopping only when they've discovered the ever-elusive 19th hole rumored to be at the end of every rainbow.
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The Groupon Guide to: Personal Identity
A person's identity can grow and change throughout their lifetime, like a caterpillar metamorphosing into a bumblebee. Here's a look at some possible identities at different life stages:
Toddlers: Once toddlers pass through the Terrible Twos, so called because they will do everything terrible (temper tantrums, aggravated perjury) two times, they can pass into their Thrilling Threes or directly into the Foreboding Fours, during which they will be besieged by haunting, unending visions of their future mediocrity.
Teens: Though some teens will have settled into a clear identity, such as "slacker," "junior scientist," or "sports Midas," others remain confused about their career path until the end of high school. This is why they take aptitude tests such as the SATs, which prepare students for the only two jobs available in the future: superyacht salesman and vagabond.
Adults: Grown-ups can easily alter their identities by petitioning city hall to change their names. Popular adult names include Race McWinner, Sir Handsome, Dr. Attractive Woman, and Mom. Be sure to settle on an identity by age 50, when your finished tombstone, including name, epitaph, and applicable birth and death dates, will be mailed to your home by the federal government.
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