Without a back, you'd never know which way was forward, making dramatic exits confusing and awkward. Reward your back for not being up front with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a one-hour therapeutic massage, plus a chiropractic exam, adjustment and x-rays if necessary, from Dr. Bauer's Advanced Wellness (up to a $306 value).
Relieve the body of stress and long-lingering guilt about ditching your prom date with a one-hour therapeutic massage ($49) from Dr. Bauer's Advanced Wellness, along with a preliminary chiropractic treatment. Dr. Jason Bauer believes in making total health fully accessible to his clients—not only through his spine-stabilizing skills, but also through education and personal empowerment. Accordingly, this deal includes an examination ($99) with Dr. Bauer to discuss your acrimonious aches and persistent pains, getting to the root of your troubles rather than just the symptomatic weeds. This exam can encompass everything from nutrition intake and range of motion to postural habits and nervous-system function. After that, if determined necessary, Dr. Bauer will take x-rays ($99) to provide two views of trouble areas in your frame. You'll also receive a spinal adjustment ($59), joining the approximately 90,000 other backbones that Dr. Bauer estimates he's adjusted in his career.
Conveniently located in Old Town, Dr. Bauer's modern office is heavy on personal attention and high-quality service. Whether you're sick or well, Dr. Bauer can help you find the healthier state of being known only to mountaintop meditators and cats with good posture.
An appointment is required. Cannot be combined with insurance.
Reviews
Dr. Bauer's Advanced Wellness gets 4.5 stars from six Yelpers, and Citysearchers chime in with 5 stars:
- If you are looking for an honest, kind and professional doctor, I highly recommend giving him a try. You won't be disappointed! – Amy C., Yelp
- Hands down best chiropractor I've seen!!! Great adjustment, very professional, and affordable. – michael k., Yelp
- Dr. Bauer and his staff are welcoming, friendly and courteous. They teach you about your spine and the way to get and stay healthy. It's not just about right now health, it's forever health and wellness. – deedeelo, Citysearch
Groupon Says
Radically Relaxed
Over the course of a 60-minute massage, your mind and body will experience relaxingly-radical changes. Here's a timeline of what you can expect during your massage:
Minute 3: As you begin to trust your massage therapist, you stop screaming.
Minute 22: You become so relaxed that you lose the ability to speak, but you are able to communicate with your massage therapist via a complicated system of eye rolls and flags.
Minute 34: Your existential crises wash away, and you're now only concerned with the army of raccoons living in your walls.
Minute 51: Either you've gained the ability to start fires with your mind, or something else has set the room on fire.
Minute 59: In your final minute of relaxation, you realize that birds are just tiny people.
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