Neglected mouths often experience empty-nest syndrome, constantly bugging taste buds with photographs of their baby teeth's first steps and dresses from their molars' senior prom. Save your mouth from loneliness with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a dental exam, teeth cleaning, and digital x-rays at San Diego's Family & Cosmetic Dentistry (up to a $339 total value).
Under the expert gaze of USC School of Dentistry graduate Dr. A. Qadeer, San Diego's Family & Cosmetic Dentistry’s small but friendly practice keeps smiles healthy with custom care. During the approximately one-hour appointment, Dr. Qadeer inspects cuisine carvers with a thoroughness normally exhibited by microchip quality-control inspectors (up to a $65 value). A set of digital x-rays snapped with an oral camera allows Dr. Qadeer to eyeball signs of disease and erosion in highly detailed portraits (up to a $149 value). Gum-dwelling bones receive a meticulous cleaning to rid mouths of plaque and infection-causing squatters in even the darkest corners, banishing them to the middle seat of a packed wood-paneled minivan (up to a $125 value for adults).
Though San Diego’s Family & Cosmetic Dentistry sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still presents the best offer available.
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The Groupon Guide to: Traditional Dating
Since the 1950s, humanity has evolved considerably (second eye, opposable hair), but our dating rituals have stayed exactly the same. Consult these timeless tips before beginning any classic courtship:
Make the second move: Don't be too forward—rather than directly asking out the object of your affections, wait to be thrust into a romantic situation by the whims of a haunted wishing well.
Be polite: Imagine yourself as a knight in shining chivalry. Make sure to wear at least three overcoats—one to offer your date if she is cold, a second to conceal any unsightly mud puddles, and a third to catch and tame a feral dog to bestow later as a good-night gift.
Propose on the second date: You can prevent the dreaded third-date breakup by arranging a foolproof secret wedding. Just ask your family minister to pose as your waiter and disguise the marriage license as a petition to ban rock 'n' roll.
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