Since the rise of the Internet, people have struggled to tear their now-useless phone books in half. Bulk up to succeed where others have failed with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a 30-day membership to Frog's Fitness (a $60 value). This deal is valid at Frog's Fitness's four locations in San Diego, Encinitas, and Solana Beach.
Frog's Fitness eases members into healthier living with access to first-rate exercise equipment and a bevy of sweat-inducing group fitness classes. Torch calories after a long day of gravy rafting with a cardiovascular rowing course, or turn your torso into a supernatural paragon of definition with a core-conditioning class. Frog’s Fitness's site-specific training and services include aquatic fitness programs and [tennis] (http://gr.pn/kvCqDF) (extra fees may apply for advanced classes and lessons). Kranking classes challenge patrons to power bicycle-like machines with their hands and operate weighted chopsticks with their feet in a multipronged workout as intense as a checkers game against the Hulk. Membership also includes an initial health and fitness assessment, and every location except the Hotel Circle South location offers supervised child-care with advance reservations.
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The Groupon Guide to: Summer Hibernation
Like most animal species, humans instinctively conserve metabolic energy and seek respite from the sun by hibernating during the summer. Here's what your body is up to while you lie torpid throughout the sunny season:
Ambulating: After your body automatically collapses at noon on the summer solstice, your muscles will instinctively drag you to a cool, safe place, such as a roadside ditch or a forest cave filled with protective, blue-bottomed mandrills. (The mandrills will expect you to use your newly accumulated strength and spend the month after your awakening to lift boulders for their amusement.)
Circulating: As you hibernate, your heart ceases pumping and your body instead relies on strong summer winds to push blood to your organs. Because you require less energy, you'll survive on nutrients from leaves that blow into your mouth. To keep you cool, your scalp will retract any hair growing out of it. (Your retracted mane also serves as a sponge that soaks up unhappy memories.)
Dreaming: Although your body has been reduced to a dormant pile of skin and fingernails, your mind remains active, often creating realistic false memories of actually being awake during the summer. Popular hibernation fantasies include reading about summer hibernation on a daily-deal website, somehow enjoying lime-flavored beers, and getting married (this explains the high percentage of summer weddings).
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