Baby archaeologists recommend that yogurt be frozen in the present so that they might find the live active cultures perfectly fossilized for study when they grow up. Invest in a tasty future with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a punch card good for six small yogurts (a $19.20 value) and a topping on your 6th yogurt (a $1 value) at Golden Spoon Frozen Yogurt (a $20.20 total value). This Groupon is redeemable at the following locations.
One of the original pioneers of the yogurt industry, Golden Spoon has been whirling yogurt since the early 1980s. With six small servings of frozen yogurt to redeem, sweet-teethed customers can enjoy a several of the rotating flavors, including tastes such as just chocolate, peanut butter, café latte, butterscotch, and boysenberry. At 25–29 calories an ounce, health-conscious consumers can enjoy licks without translating each tongueful into the number of jumping jacks or flying-starfish impersonations needed to offset it.
The high-quality low-calorie frozen yogurt at Golden Spoon begins with fresh California Grade-A skim milk. Three live active cultures later, the milk turns into yogurt. Flavorings and a spin in Golden Spoon's soft-serve ice-cream machines complete the tantalizing transformation. Full-fat ice cream stands in awe of the incomprehensible creaminess of the resulting nonfat and low-fat yogurt.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to School Supplies
School-supply-purchasing season is here, and that can only mean one thing: back-to-school season. Here's this year's mandatory school-supply list, straight from the president's desk:
- Peach-colored crayon
- Letter opener
- Grappling calculator
- Blood-test centrifuge
- Blu-ray copy of the hit 1996 film Eraser
- Enough gum for the entire class
- $60 pair of jeans that everyone else will have
- According to Gym–brand gym shoes
- Dossier of local bullies and their allergies
- Glue
- Paste
- Dilbert-themed folder that says "School is like an office for children" on the cover
- Updated textbook that finally has information about the Second World War
- Anatomically correct hand for making hand turkeys
- No. 2 pencils FOR A #1 KID!
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