Getting one’s car cleaned is like visiting the circus: you never know how many corn dogs, peanut shells, or trunk-dwelling clowns you'll uncover until you go. Cleanse your car of bothersome bozos with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a two-month membership to GotCarWash.com (up to a $94.97 value), where you can enjoy unlimited car washes at one of 23 area locations. After buying your Groupon, go online to choose your preferred location to have your membership card shipped directly to you.
For more than 20 years, GotCarWash.com has been providing unlimited car washes to customers nationwide through its innovative membership program. Each time you tote your rangy ride to your desired location, it will be treated to a thorough interior and exterior overhaul. Rugs will be expunged of dirt and dashboards will be primped, restoring new car smell, which is the fuel of cars of the future. Windows are scrubbed until they perform as mirrors, and mirrors are polished until the objects in them appear cleaner than they may be. Groupon holders will also get to take advantage of discounts on any additional services the location may offer, such as oil changes or psychic readings.
GotCarWash.com memberships are offered on a month-to-month basis and cover just one lucky car per membership. Groupon grabbers who fall in love with the powerful rush that unlimited washes provides will also have the option to continue (at the normal purchase price) after their two-month introductory membership ends. This deal is valid for 23 locations around San Diego and any location in Orange County and Los Angeles.
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The Groupon Guide to: Politicking
Unlike the kings of old, today's politicians don't derive leadership roles from divine lineage. Instead, they must be elected by a willing body of literate, adult nonfelons. To help you achieve the approval of the masses, consult this handy day planner guaranteed to help any politician get elected:
- 3 a.m.: Stare at phone for a while to prove to yourself that you are able to receive and handle phone calls at this hour.
- 5 a.m.: Rise early to get in a quick jog before packing lunches for your two kids, visibly riding public transportation, and attending church for two hours.
- 6:30 a.m.: Visit the maternity ward to catch up on kissing yesterday's new babies.
- 9 a.m.: Attend annual pancake breakfast at Local Pancake Lodge—relate shortage of pancakes to economy (use that joke about opponent "waffling").
- 12 p.m.: Photo op with local lumberjacks and that hero dog who predicted housing crisis.
- 2 p.m.–6 p.m.: Figure out what gerrymandering means.
- 9 p.m.: Remove makeup after a long, hard day. That's right— it was a woman the entire time, you pig!
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