Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time hanging from trees and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passersby and orangutans with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get five hybrid booth tans or five Mystic tans (a $99 value) at Hollywood Tans. Today’s deal is valid at Hollywood Tans' locations in Mission Valley, Pacific Beach, Mira Mesa, Sports Arena, Oceanside, El Cajon, Rancho Bernardo, or Hillcrest.
At Hollywood Tans, epidermises are enlivened with a special alchemic process known as Tanetics. In application, Tanetics employs the expertise of an in-house skin specialist, who considers each customer’s tanning goal, skin tone, and skin sensitivity before helping to craft an ideal spectrum-shifting regimen. Five 10-minute bouts inside Hollywood Tans’ vertical Hybrid booth leave the pelt polished with a 360-degree base tan that's preferable for afternoons at the beach or scandalous nights at the laundromat. Those interested in a UV-free tegument transformation can also opt for five glow-level to medium-level Mystic spray tans ($19–$25) that de-pale pasty pigment with misty coats of bronze that can last five–seven days. Grab today’s Groupon to restore your skin’s vibrancy and enjoy the added satisfaction of doing your part to put the sun out of business.
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The Groupon Guide to: Summer’s Coming Attractions
It’s summer-movie season (summer), meaning it’s time to grab your popcorn and don your 4-D movie senso-suit and hit the cinema. Here are some upcoming summer flicks you won’t want to miss:
Steppenwolf: School’s out, and rebellious teen Corey’s new stepdad is a wolf! Will summer be a flop, or will this unlikely duo team up to save the community pool from cat burglars? Based on Hermann Hesse’s classic novel.
Pixar Presents: Objects!: Sentient objects must grapple with their unexplainable existence.
Dolephant: Is it a dolphin? Is it an elephant? It’s voiced by comedian Don Rickles and it’s coming this fall.
Car vs. Car 3: Rio Race Off: In the third installment of this popular drag-racing series, the fast car racers use their fast car-racing skills to steal an expensive beach, but the local police have plans of their own.
Thomas: Prepare to fall in love with this titular canine troublemaker, who will spend 90 minutes winning your heart and 3 minutes breaking it with society’s standard, agreed-upon dog-movie ending.
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