Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid’s playtime with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get three classes, 10 playspace passes, and a lifetime family membership at JW Tumbles (a $195 value) at the Carmel Valley, Encinitas, or Rancho Bernardo locations. You may mix and match among locations, and will also get $50 off any birthday party scheduled before your Groupon's expiration date and held within the next year.
JW Tumbles helps kids develop confidence, motor skills, and social tools in a fun, nurturing environment. Classes are offered for children from 4-months to 9-years-old, and involve songs, gymnastics, exploration, and sports. Art classes are also offered, granting petite Magrittes the opportunity to play with paints, doughs, and crayons, crafting conventional masterpieces or shocking rejections of aesthetic orthodoxy. Open playspace offers unstructured playtime, giving kids the opportunity for general frolic in the space. The family membership gives greater access to the play areas and is a one-time fee included with the Groupon. Groupon buyers also get a $50 discount on a JW Tumbles birthday party, with two party professionals concocting an action-packed celebration of games, singing, sports, dancing, and all-around revelry.
While JW Tumbles offers a free class for new clients, this Groupon is good for new and existing clients, and includes more services.
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The Groupon Guide to: Children's Parties
Because 2011 is a leap year, the many children who would technically not have a birthday during a stationary year are burdening party stores everywhere with excess celebration requests. Here's a guide to throwing your child the perfect party:
Pick a Theme: For boys, fire-truck-themed parties are fun and inexpensive—simply order some fire trucks by calling 911 and demanding that the professionals come to your house and set something on fire—it's your right as a taxpayer. For girls, princess-themed parties can give your little ones the unrealistic expectations of privilege and romance they'll need to succeed in the real world.
Hire Entertainment: Instead of hiring a clown or a magician, hire a clown and a magician to fight each other. If your child has a love of reading and the arts, hire a bodybuilder to discourage these frivolous pursuits with free demonstrations of muscle tone and hoisting. And remember, circus animals are both entertaining and delicious.
Make Your Child Feel Special: Most kids spend their days underground in dank learning mines and their nights cracking walnuts to improve their grip strength. Make them the center of attention by drawing them a homemade map of the solar system that has them in the center, where the Earth would usually go.
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