Coffee is one of the most popular things to hatch from a bean, aside from fairytale beanstalks and Grover Cleveland. Enjoy brewed-bean bliss with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of café fare and drinks at Lestat's Coffee House. This Groupon is valid at both the Park Boulevard and the Adams Avenue locations.
Open seven days a week, 24 hours a day, Lestat's Coffee House curates a menu of café favorites, from sandwiches and salads to coffee, tea, and smoothies. Brave baristas concoct the espresso latte ($2.50–$3.75) and the cappuccino ($2.25–$3.60) using Diedrich coffee. A special menu of house hot drinks soothes the senses with combinations including caramel and Mexican chocolate in the Dulcé Mexican mocha ($3.50–$4.75) and peppermint, chocolate, and a disarmingly attractive sense of sarcasm in the Peppermint Patty ($3.50-$4.75). On the chillier side, fruit smoothies, such as the pineapple-, mango-, and banana-packed Hawaiian Vacation ($4.50), set apart surf-ready stomachs, or sustenance seekers can fill the hungry stomach inside their regular stomach with a succinct menu of sandwiches ($4.50-$7.95), house-made soups ($4.25–$5.75), and salads ($4–$6.50).
The Adams Avenue location features live entertainment nightly, with an open mic on Mondays, karaoke on Tuesdays, live music Wednesday through Sunday, and folk-music spelling bees led by the original cast of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory on Thursdays.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Flight Etiquette
During a flight, it's considered rude to walk into the pilots' cabin to ask to borrow maps—they need them to make masks. Print out and clip these even more helpful flight-etiquette tips to your sleeve before your next airborne journey:
- The flight attendants (or "cloud police") might ask you to fasten your seatbelt, but they'll respect you more if you refuse. Because the plane is so far away from earth, rudeness is considered polite.
- Don't drink too much during the flight—the high altitude causes your blood to flow in reverse, causing each drink to make you more sober.
- It's OK to ask if you can fly the plane for a while, if you believe you'd be good at it. The plane's relative proximity to the sun will increase your reflexes and confidence—the only two skills pilots need.
- In first class, the passengers are treated to a flight-long class about the dangers of being poor. Also, the first-class cabin is filled with Oxygen Midnight®, the invisible supergas that only rich people can breathe.
- One of the wings is just a decoy filled with emeralds. The other, real wing is filled with birds (which are themselves filled with helium) to keep the plane afloat.
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