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Choose Between Two Options
- $249 for three Zerona treatments (a $900 value)
- $699 for six Zerona treatments (a $1,800 value)
During each noninvasive Zerona treatment, skilled technicians reduce corporeal circumferences by targeting fat deposits with a cold laser. Within minutes of low-level laser exposure, cells begin to develop temporary, transitory pores, allowing fat to pass through the body during its natural elimination process. Each pain-free treatment session requires zero downtime.
North Coast Wellness Center
Blending the techniques of Eastern medicine with the technology popularized in Western med spas, North Coast Wellness Center’s team of well-trained practitioners unlocks bodies’ natural self-healing abilities through the one-on-one administration of holistic treatments such as acupuncture, chiropractic adjustment, and targeted massages. In addition to quelling the body’s inner turmoil, practitioners also improve surface esteem with body-slimming nutrition training, laser-aided Zerona treatments, and beard transplants.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Sassy T-shirt Slogans
T-shirts just aren’t worth the trouble if they don’t have a sassy slogan on them. Here are some classic shirt sayings that express attitude:
• "If You’re Not the Big Hog, Get Off the Pot!"
• "Certified PSI: Pantsuit Inspector"
• "Funeral Attire? You’re Looking at It!"
• "The Underwear Club for Men and Women: Ping-Pong—This Ain’t No Dinner Table!"
• "Who Called Grandma?!?"
• "I May Be Over the Hill, but I’m Still Under the Influence"
• "Only I Know What That Smell Is"
• "My Wife Might Wear the Pants, but I’m Wearing This Shirt!"
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