Before ocean surfing, thrill seekers were forced to sneak onto the stage at rock concerts before leaping board-first onto waves of angry humans. Learn to ride waves that can’t punch you in the head in retaliation with today's Groupon: for $29, you get admission to a two-hour standup paddleboarding clinic from Ocean Experience Surf School (a $70 value).
Ocean Experience Surf School's experienced staff has introduced countless water cowboys to the ebb and flow of nature since 1990. During the two-hour standup paddleboarding clinic, Ocean Experience Surf School's experts guide students through the fundamentals of balancing and navigating atop boards, granting them a savvy set of water-trotting skills to flaunt in the face of shade-sporting suns and naysaying mermen. Customized to the skills of each group, lessons cover balance, paddling technique, and water navigation before tackling the water. The wavy jaunt strengthens water riders' cores as peepers dart from swell to swell on San Diego's scenic shorelines. All necessary equipment is included.
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The Groupon Guide to: Face Hairs
If eyes are the window to the soul, then the face is the bone-reinforced home that keeps the soul under house arrest. Keep your soul's home well manicured by learning more about your face's hairy outcroppings:
Eyebrows: Until recently, these facial follicles were seen as unglamorous reminders of our simian ancestry and were routinely sanded off each morning. Eyebrows came into fashion only after Teddy Roosevelt felled a 1912 assassination attempt by catching his assailant's bullet in one of his bushy, prehensile eyebrows.
Eyelashes: These whip-like appendages are strong enough to protect your eyes from dust, rampaging honeybees, and the startling beauty of a true love's smile, which, without eyelashes, would cause your eyes to blow up. Most bedroom pillows are stuffed with eyelashes because they are both soft and because swallowing one will make your dreams come true.
Ears: A densely packed combination of cartilage, sound-absorbing cochlear wax, and hair, ears must be trimmed regularly and are not sensitive to flame. This allows you to style your ears into popular shapes such as Vulcan upturns, Shrek-like cones, or dollar signs.
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