Golfers, like poker players, are partial to visors, know which clubs to hold, and draw the most attention when playing inside crowded casinos. Enjoy the wide-open spaces of a regulation course with today's Groupon: for $50, you get 18 holes of golf for two and a cart rental at Oceanside Golf Course in Oceanside (up to a $100 value).
Featured in the North County Times for its spree of upgrades in recent years, the 6,450-yard, par-72 Oceanside Golf Course sits nestled among natural streams and marshes on the outskirts of Camp Pendleton. Swingers can send their pocked spheres swimming through the air over rolling hills, down tree-lined straight shots, and straight through the Sandman living in the hazards. Surrounded by distant rising hills and the sights of the San Luis Rey Valley, putters can cruise along the course in the rental cart immersed in the tranquility of the verdant setting. Buyers of today's Groupon can prepare for future club-toting endeavors by swinging by the Pro Shop for 20% off golfing merchandise, or by turning their neighbor's lawn into a putting green.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Dinner with the President
Ever since he lost a bet with the Supreme Court, the president has begun taking every American citizen out to dinner. Here's a guide on how to behave when you finally get your state dinner:
- Stick to polite dinner-table conversation topics, such as "What's your favorite country?" or "Do you get free trips to Disney World?"
- Be sure to wish the vice president good night when his 8:30 p.m. bedtime arrives.
- It's considered rude to order the same kind of steak as the president. But if the president does not order steak, it is your responsibility to subdue him until the real president can be found.
- When the president asks you to pass him the potatoes, politely remind him that he's not the president of dinner.
- Wear a tie. He'll like that.
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