Water with too many minerals can be unhealthy and even hazardous, such as when a plugged-up super soaker erupts with an entire quarry's worth of geodes. Prevent a geyser of amethysts with today's Groupon: for $12, you get home delivery of three 2-liter cases of PureFlo Purified Water (a $23.94 value) and one 30-count box of Crystal Light packets (a $9.98 value; a $33.92 total value) from Pure Flo Water Company. This deal is valid for homes within a 45-mile radius of 92101.
Winner of the Excellence in Manufacturing Award from the International Bottled Water Association, Pure Flo Water Company delivers fresh, clean, purified water—drawn from a sealed, granite aquifer 900 feet below the ground—to thirsty above-ground homes. Each batch of water passes through a 5-micron filter followed by a 1-micron filter before reverse osmosis removes impurities such as minerals, solids, and curse words. Electrodeionization further filters the water, which is then sterilized with ultraviolet light and bottled before reaching its destination. This deal includes a one-time delivery of three 2-liter cases and one 30-count box of Crystal Light beverage mix, available in a variety of flavors.
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The Groupon Guide to: Creative Discipline Ideas
Children sleep for about 18 hours a day, but they will sometimes act out during their brief windows of lucidity. And though any parent can teach right from wrong with a timeout or by withholding attention, it takes a special parent to discipline outside the box. Here are some creative punishments for unruly children:
- The child must eat two dinners before bedtime.
- The child must read your Toy Story fan fiction in which Buzz Lightyear spends 47 pages feeling sad about his life.
- The child must watch you smoke an entire carton of cigarettes while you explain precisely why doing so hurts your body.
- The child must get a boring art degree instead of a trendy business one.
- The child must defeat a robot version of his/herself.
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