Sometimes there aren't enough hours in the day to cook, either because of daylight-saving time or time-gobbling time goblins. Squeeze out all the hours from your day rag with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of restaurant delivery from Restaurant Connection. Today's deal is valid online only.
The craving satisfiers at Restaurant Connection deliver cuisines from all corners of the city, toting dishes from more than 40 different restaurants to the stoops of hungry, house-arrested citizens. Reminisce about reading orders through a phone to a carrier pigeon as you peruse the modern online ordering system. The variety of restaurant options allows for a delivery for every meal seven days a week.
Diners who prefer the handfeel of chopsticks can enlist one of City Wok's house specials, such as the chicken lettuce cups ($7.50) or the sweet and creamy candied walnut shrimp ($12.95). Meanwhile, the baked ziti ($12.59) or 8-inch barbecue-chicken pizza ($12.59) finished with tiramisu ($6.84) from La Focaccia provide better excuses to stay home than washing your hair or calculating the RPM on a hamster's exercise wheel. Mollify the munchies with ginger masala curry ($15.95), or nosh on a variety of indian breads, such as naan ($3.25) or kulchas ($4.25), from Bombay. Other choices run the culinary gamut of Mexican, Mediterranean, Thai, and American cuisines.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Kung Fu Styles
Only after beginning any rigorous kung fu program should you consult a physician—he or she is most likely a member of Dragon Clan and plans on assassinating you by tipping the needles used to administer flu shots with the venom of sea urchins. Quickly discipline their arrogance with any of the following preapproved kung fu styles:
- Brittle Mantis
- Tiger Clown
- Inside-Out Monkey
- Mr. Fist
- Drunken Teacher
- Manic Monday
- House of Mouse
- Stable Second Husband
- Dragon Leaping Out of Mailbox
- Frasier Crane
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