A good workout regimen provides the courage needed to march back into the office, take the clown nose off, and demand a smaller, funnier car. Fill oversize shoes with self-confidence with today's Groupon: for $49, you get an eight-class pass to Revolution Fitness in La Jolla (a $136 value).
The Russian-kettlebell-certified instructors at Revolution Fitness use their fitness expertise to shape physiques into leaner, firmer versions of former selves. Each sweat session combines cardio and strength conditioning to elevate heart rates and move bodies into a fat-loss zone in which they can burn hundreds of calories without attracting s’mores-toting campers. The classes will introduce clients to some of the top kettlebell exercises, including the Swing, Turkish Get Up, and Goblet Squat. Unlike workouts that focus on a single tricep or index finger, every Revolution Fitness class works the entire body, employing a mélange of equipment including kettlebells, swiss balls, agility ladders, medicine balls, and free weights. Classes are offered Monday through Saturday; check the online schedule for convenient times.
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The Groupon Guide to: Traditional Dating
Since the 1950s, humanity has evolved considerably (second eye, opposable hair), but our dating rituals have stayed exactly the same. Consult these timeless tips before beginning any classic courtship:
Make the second move: Don't be too forward—rather than directly asking out the object of your affections, wait to be thrust into a romantic situation by the whims of a haunted wishing well.
Be polite: Imagine yourself as a knight in shining chivalry. Make sure to wear at least three overcoats—one to offer your date if she is cold, a second to conceal any unsightly mud puddles, and a third to catch and tame a feral dog to bestow later as a good-night gift.
Propose on the second date: You can prevent the dreaded third-date breakup by arranging a foolproof secret wedding. Just ask your family minister to pose as your waiter and disguise the marriage license as a petition to ban rock 'n' roll.
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