Numerous ecological regulations impact our fish, but corrupt porpoises have complicated aquatic enfranchisement with rampant gerrymandering. Canvass your local waterways with today's Groupon to San Diego Excellent Adventures. Choose between two options:
- For $55, you get a two-hour stand-up paddleboard tour for two (a $110 value).
- For $55, you get a guided snorkeling tour for two (a $140 value).
San Diego Excellent Adventures coalesces the expertise of practiced guides into fun and illuminating aquatic tours for duos of casual adventure seekers. Providing a mask, snorkel, fins, and a 7-millimeter wetsuit, the water-recreation emporium outfits squadrons of snorkelers for guided sightseeing at La Jolla Cove Underwater Park. The tour encourages aqueous adventurers to laugh at lolling sea lions, exchange furtive glances with a harbor seal, or wager their legs in staring contests with temperate fish.
At the San Diego location, stand-up paddleboarding affords views of Mission Bay—one of the largest man-made bays—astride a nimble craft similar to a buoyant boards where dolphins do most of their ironing. No previous experience is required to command the board and paddleboarding is renowned for its gentle learning curve (available for ages 10 and up). Steer your vessel with the assistance of a friendly guide, who illuminates the salient features of the local landscape. Home to a number of rare and endangered species, such as the California least tern, Mission Bay boasts 19 sandy beaches and a variety of bountiful vistas.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Animal Sounds
Identifying animal sounds isn't just for schoolchildren and the professional hunters who capture most of the meat our nation eats today—it's a skill that might just save your life. Test your knowledge by matching the animals to their telltale noises:
The Animals
1) Dog
2) Parrot
3) Tony the Tiger
4) Dodo Bird
5) Human
The Noises
A. Er-Er-Ber
B. Cluck-Cluck
C. Argh!
D. Bow-Wow
E. They’re Grrrrreat!
The Answers
1) D Dogs go Bow-Wow. Animal behaviorists believe this signature howl is short for "Bow, humans! Wow, you're not doing it…." Dogs hate humans.
2) B Parrots go Cluck-Cluck, assuming that the parrots have been living with a chicken.
3) E Frosted Flakes' spokescat Tony the Tiger went They're Grrrrreat!, though he was recently fired after being photographed eating Cheerios in a men's hotel outside Orlando.
4) A Dodo birds went Er-Er-Ber. Or did they? We'll never know, because man hunted the flightless dodos to extinction, believing their bellies to be filled with gold. Granted, they were filled with gold, but now there's no bird-gold for the rest of us. Thanks a lot, humans.
5) C Humans go Argh! to express their innate frustration that stabbing plants doesn't cause a delicious sugary goop to come out, even though that worked once, with maple syrup.
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