Transporting loads of foodstuffs and sugar snacks over pearly cobblestone mouth roads can result in potholes and bridge problems. Maintain your digestive highway with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a dental exam, X-rays, and a teeth cleaning at San Diego Smile Dentistry (a $288 value).
Led by Dr. Fred Harandi, San Diego Smile Dentistry boosts sparkling smiles with a variety of professional procedures. Each patient receives a comprehensive cleaning, beginning with a full exam to reveal any cavities or other common mouthy maladies. A complete set of x-rays reveals structural problems or shark-like third sets of teeth. To complete the procedure, all mouth knives are carefully scrubbed and washed to remove excess tartar, plaque, and rent-dodging Lilliputian families residing in the rear molars.
Dedicated to providing an anxiety-free dental experience, San Diego Smile Dentistry has created a comfortable and modern atmosphere for its clients. The lobby seats waiting customers in a well-lit room with lush plants and a selection of exotic teas, and exam rooms are equipped with TVs and a live jazz band imported from the 1920s to help prone patients relax during their procedures.
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The Groupon Guide to: Obscure Magic Tricks
In recent years, stage magic has waned in popularity—in part because of the growing cynicism of audiences that have been desensitized by the Hollywood "magic" of blockbusters such as Thor, as well as the watching and rewatching of videotapes that capture the "magic" of childbirth.
To win audiences back, magicians will need to shed such dusty old standby tricks as pulling a rabbit out of a hat or finally telling your parents you are a magician. Consider learning one of these more obscure magic tricks, guaranteed to surprise and titillate even the most hardened skeptic:
- Cramming a surprising number of rabbits into a hat
- Correctly identifying a playing card with your taste buds
- Drinking a whole thing of milk super fast
- Reassembling the components of a human skeleton into a plausible concept vehicle
- Pulling a potato chip from behind the ear of a senator
- Borrowing $2,500 from your brother-in-law's house-painting business, then doubling it
- Emerging from a coma with gray, thinning hair in place of the full head of jet-black hair from before the helicopter tragedy
- Cutting a saw in half by repeatedly slamming your assistant into it
- Finding a place that will deliver this late
- Whoops, drowning!
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