The unrealistic portrayal of cars in TV shows leads children to believe all cars have squealing tires, thunderous engines, and the guts to talk back to David Hasselhoff. Give your car a new image with today's Groupon to Second 2 None. Choose between the following options:
- For $80, you get a complete car detail (up to a $200 value).
- For $92, you get a complete SUV or truck detail (up to a $250 value).
Second 2 None's ruthless hunters of scuffs and debris restore cars to their original show-room shine. Mobile-detailing centers can roll to the location of your choice within San Diego County to scrub vehicles parked in a home driveway, in an office parking lot, or stuck between linear dimensions. A hot-water extractor begins interior renovations by heating carpet-cleaning solution to 210 degrees, hot enough to break down dirt and contaminants and melt stowaway toy army men. After a three-stage vacuum, technicians invade each nook of the interior, from glove compartments to burrito holders, conditioning and sealing any leather upholstery they come across along the way.
After cleansing insides, deionized water and microfiber towels gently purge the exterior, while nonabrasive detailing clay attracts dirt from the surface, smoothing the paint and preparing it for a polish, buff, and coat of Brazilian Carnauba wax. Second 2 None only uses environmentally friendly soaps and disposes of dirty water safely, ensuring that the chassis and conscience emerge equally spotless.
Due to mechanical issues, Second 2 None will be temporarily closed until December 15.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Personal Identity
A person's identity can grow and change throughout their lifetime, like a caterpillar metamorphosing into a bumblebee. Here's a look at some possible identities at different life stages:
Toddlers: Once toddlers pass through the Terrible Twos, so called because they will do everything terrible (temper tantrums, aggravated perjury) two times, they can pass into their Thrilling Threes or directly into the Foreboding Fours, during which they will be besieged by haunting, unending visions of their future mediocrity.
Teens: Though some teens will have settled into a clear identity, such as "slacker," "junior scientist," or "sports Midas," others remain confused about their career path until the end of high school. This is why they take aptitude tests such as the SATs, which prepare students for the only two jobs available in the future: superyacht salesman and vagabond.
Adults: Grown-ups can easily alter their identities by petitioning city hall to change their names. Popular adult names include Race McWinner, Sir Handsome, Dr. Attractive Woman, and Mom. Be sure to settle on an identity by age 50, when your finished tombstone, including name, epitaph, and applicable birth and death dates, will be mailed to your home by the federal government.
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